Wardsmith's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Proper Raptors]

Velociraptors have feathers.

Hate to tell you so, but they did. They actually had a FULL ON coat of feathers. Everywhere.
But don't worry about that. This is a good flash and it isn't going to be ruined by some technicality. Feathers are probably hard to animate anyway.

The animation in this is pretty good. I can only guess how long it took to draw everything.
It's real funny how you gave them the posh voices. In some ways this flash is quite an original idea, but I was slightly disappointed at the ending because I saw it coming.

[Fantastisquad]

Nice idea but annoying audio.

Maybe it's just my computer, but the audio was a bit imbalanced. The music and sound were really loud. I couldn't hear some of the dialogue because I thought I didn't need to turn the volume up.

Besides that, the flash cartoon is just fine. The voice acting is good, the animation is fine, and the idea is good. I just hate to see flash like this dragged down by a minor detail that could have easily been fixed.

[Dot Dot Dot - Animated]

That was so fucking awesome.

At first I was thinking "Okay man calm down, you don't need an epic intro, it's just a flash."

I was so wrong. Normally I can't stand it when somebody finds some random flash that isn't that good and calls it epic; it takes meaning away from the word. However, this truly is an epic flash cartoon. Even though the entire thing is typography, I found myself clinging to every bit of animation.

This strongly reminds me of the Dramatic Breakup Letter Reading. Are you that same guy or what?

[Lazy Writing 1]

That bit with the cloud like things.

You've probably heard this a lot, but that bit with the clouds was from a Don Hertzfelt cartoon. Not that you've stolen it, it's just that the original had the bleeding anus and dancing and everything.

[Hilarious Cat Sleeping!!!]

No.

Did Tom Fulp actually die? I don't believe it. That's sad.
I guess more people go on youtube because it's safer.

[God On Trial]

Very funny.

Not quite what I expected. Although obviously you can't just take the lines in this as gospel (pun?), I have to say that it's pretty original and in some way truthful. I don't think there is a god (wireless electricity is god enough for me anyway) but if I did I am pretty sure I just wouldn't mind this at all. In fact, I find it more annoying that there's no play button than the fact that anybody could ever badly misinterpret this. The way people talk in this is just so funny, I love the voices.

I've seen a bit of Jesus humor tonight, and for me this extrapolates from a very cool one about how there happened to be a real person named Jesus (I think he was black) and how he'd be screwed over by Cristian extremists if he was alive today.

I would like to remind certain religious people that getting all pissed off about a somewhat unknowing and joke impression of something obscure is no reason to curse that people to a slightly described place called hell. If you say shit like "how dare blah holy blah forgiveness!..." people will think you are probably biased and open to ridicule. I mean, think about it. If you say weird shit like that you're just not helping anything, and you are in fact helping extreme atheists believe you are stupid. Trust me, there are such things.

I think that besides the art this is a very decent flash. Most of the voice acting from lesser known flashes I find to be muffled and terrible. In fact, the recording was better than that in There's Something About Halo I'm pretty sure.
Well done. Cool ending.

[On The Moon (Episode 19)]

Love this series.

I find it so strange how you can have such good quality in a flash and compress it into these sizes. I have always found the art to be really nice, and you could make some pretty sweet games with that kind of material.

Quite stoked to see another On The Moon episode. Soon you'll be getting into the chronic numbers.

Btw, I so predicted the state of the last cake. Merry birthis mates.

[Shower Products for Men]

DYAH! EeeeeaaAWeSome!

Holy shit! I've seen Hyperbole and a Half and the mere sight of the name on this flash was enough confirmation that it would be so great.
The only bit I didn't enjoy was when it got up to the 9 in 1 part, but besides that it ruled.
Hyperbole ans a Half is indeed a very funny website with hilarious illustrations, I just wish the navigation was easier.

[On the Bridge: Somalia]

Cool but... Shit man! Where's the sound at!?

Everything but the sound was good. The sound is was just way too fucking quiet. I had to turn it up all the way to hear it because my laptop has no external speakers. Thank god for subbies.

RadioTubeClock responds:

I'll mess with the levels in Audacity in the future or something. Thanks for the review.

[Minecraft Pals]

That was awesome.

Good thing that I found out what minecraft was a couple of days ago. I liked the ending.
The only thing I don't like is the appearance. We all know what kind of ball-burstingly awesome animation you're capable of Johnny!