Wardsmith's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vegeta vs Mario]

Nice

Vegeta was done pretty well. I thought it was kind of an insult to him that Mario got the smallest chance to win. Anyway, it was quite amusing but didn't make me laugh out loud like with your other movies. I loved it when Luigi came in. It was good how you used the original music.

[My New Grounds]

Oh my god.

That is probably the most clever, entertaining, visually enjoyable and amusing video I have ever seen in the portal. I can relate to almost everything you said. I wish I had a poster of tom! lol.

[The Great Clock Day Race]

Awesome!

This was great. I wish I knew about clock day before it came around.
This video was very original and strange. Loved the random bits and cheesy music.

[[ClockDay09] Running NG]

Holy crap!

That was the funniest and well done flash I've seen in ages. The jokes were great. It was quite clever too. It was just plain awesome.

[SillyStopSkateMation4]

Amazing, very few let downs.

It was a very clever and amazing video. It was well done and had a good concept behind it. Very clever and amusing. There was just a few things holding it back.

At times it's impossible to follow the animation. Like sometimes it gets all chunky and you can't see what's going on.

The faded trails. They were okay at first. But got annoying. It would have been better if they weren't there, but the only way you could of removed them would be if you used a whiteboard or excessive erasing, so I don't blame you.

Low quality picture. This is a real bummer. It's already 9meg without a higher quality picture. If there is a higher quality one then could you please tell me?
Also I noticed the little square around the skater that appeared.

Besides those things it was brilliant. It had good stunts and backgrounds and effects. I liked the train. It looked awesome the way it moved. I like the style of this vid. Keep up the good work!

[Health Reminder]

Without rhyme or reason.

That was so funny. I loved the way it just randomly jumped from thing to thing and how the transitions between phrases didn't make any sense. Also that 'warm filter' thing was funny, and I liked the miserable house bit. The number 3 was rhilarious, everything about him from his voice to the way he was introduced. It was a good lenth and the scenes were very amusing. I loved the abrupt swearing.

[Exotic Chocolates]

AHahah!

It's supposed to be erotic! not exotic! Imagine if stores did that!

[Utonium's Catastrophe]

huh.

I thought the power puff girls would be unmutilated, and all ditsy and gay like a girl from that-film-that-must-not-be-named. (High school musical AKA The gay lord). It would be funnier. It would be even more humorous if a girl came out all gothy.
It was good anyway, nicely done. Looked very professional and almost as good quality (the way it was drawn) as the real show.

[B-Trayal]

Pretty great. But not perfect.

There were several things holding it back.
First of all, the way the lyrics sat at the top ruined it, and I think some were wrong.
And then there was the animation, which was okay but which also made me feel unsure about this video the very first time I saw it. You see it kind of looks badly looped. When he walks through the desert his legs seem to swivel around weirdly. But it looked hilarious when he ran through the desert in the techno bit, if not strange.
And even though it was done well and it was really epic and stuff, the action just really seemed 1 dimensional, he just runs in a straight line most of the time, and he only shot the film clock, when lemon clock and others were in the room!
So I'm just saying here there should be more gunfighting, but then it'd be too big (4.7 MB!) so it's okay.
Some of the effects, like the blurring, pissed me off, but some were good. The end made me just feel like "oh, guts, that sucks... Fucking banana". The poor guy should of looked behind himself! They always make that silly mistake. And the blue fruit was really not obvious (what on earth was that transparent thing?), it's not like that's much of a problem, I'm just wondering.

This is the half of the review with the positive bits in it. I love the song choice, it's brilliant, I'm glad you chose it because I've wanted to hear more pendulum songs for ages. They are a great band. The credit music was nice. I want to get it for myself.
I love the way you emphasized the characters personalities, you did it very well, especially for someone who has just singular eyes to work with! The emotions and feelings were portrayed very well.
The characters were drawn very thoughtfully. For example, the strawberry clock had hands with seeds in them, rather than crappy pure red ones.
I'd say in general it was a great video, especially for a clock film! All this started off as a silly persons trolling! Well done, well done.

[Duck Collab 2006]

Oh my god! Why are clock related things so funny!?

I have no idea why, but ever since I first saw strawberry clock it made me feel like there was something very mysterious and funny about it, and ever since then, I have always liked the clocks. I soon learned the origin using www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?te rm=strawberry+clock. And now I just can't get over the silliness and hilarity of them. It's like they are ridiculous, in a godlike, wise and all knowing way!

I liked the first and 4th ones but thats about it. 2,3 and 5 were too boring.

I loved the 1st one coz of the silly repitition and funny music which enhanced it, it reminded me of those ms powerpoint 2003 animations i used to make with my brother and although they sucked those were very funny, and if done on flash could be in league with this!

The 4th one was okay, I guess. The voice was real good! But the loop and lip syncing was USELESS.

The fifth one would completely suck if not for the awesome music. Where do you get the music? I really want some. I liked all the music besides the menu music.

I rated it 6 because the effort was useless, but it was funny and enlightening. If you just put some more effort in next time it would rule. Like that B-trayal vid, even if the animating wasn't that good. Nice job!

Orangebeef responds:

this has nothin to do with clocks at all but thank u for your time ...