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Oh GOD NO!

I was just on the website, and AND!

OH GOD!

Their body parts aren't even connected! WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE DEVICE!?

The ending made me loq (laugh out quietly).

There is one question I have about this. Are these dreams real dreams, ones that were actually dreamt? I dreamt some actual dreams, and those were pretty fucking crazy. There was one that involved trains crashing into a wall, over and over. They kept exploding!

Kieran-s responds:

Mine part was loosely based on a dream I had though. I'm not sure about the others, yours sounds like a dream you get when your sick.
-thanks

Holy shit!

Your parody of Australia's mortality is hilarious. I take especial joy in this, for I am a New Zealander, and therefore, grudge against Australia for trying to steal Split Enz in the 70's, Crowded House in the 80's and The Mutton Birds in the 90's. Actually, I think they succeeded. Bastards.

Come to NZ! Our wildlife has no business in killing you! And we have the worlds last surving species of dinosaur*.

*That's not a joke, we fucking have those. They are called Tuatara.

I wanted to see...

A BADASS war hero! Killing things! Being very strong! Swishing!

FUCK!

Did not see that heavy mass coming buddy. Good one.

Fuck you Ipad!

I was shocked to see the Ipad start beating the Motorola device up.

I have never heard of one until now. The thing is, if it not only has everything the Ipad does, but also has FLASH, IT IS INFINITELY SUPERIOR.

Fuck that dude. I wanted to see the Motorola be all in his face about how he doesn't have flash AND NEEDS TO GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM.

The horrible thing is that in real life, Apple devices have no flash capabilities at all, and are STILL SELLING. Awful.

DAGamesOfficial responds:

well dude if it was all to happen YOUR way then where's the freedom of speech?

besides, as I have stated time and time again, I don't have a personal opinion on this matter, other than the fact that they both thrive in so many different ways, and fall in so many different ways. There's no way Motorola Xoom is ANY superior to the Apple, and vice versa, I did this personally because I heard loads of people getting bumbed out that iPad doesn't have.

I have an iPad, and I can definitely say flash is something I can live without, the apps and HTML 5 make up for it in my opinion, but on the same token, Motorola Xoom looks awesome :)

Oh by the way, iPad 2's already sold more than the motorola Xoom :3

NEW ZEALAND.

NO. IT IS NOT JAPAN. IT IS NOT PART OF AUSTRALIA. IT IS FUCKING NZ.

Oh my god, the nerve of some people.

Btw, I really wish you showed us where the sound comes from. Because I am awesome I can tell that is Ren's voice, from Ren and Stimpy.
But still, I think you need to give credit.

By the way, Christchurch is getting fucked up by quakes right now. TPKEO is a knob.

I once had this very strange dream.

I remember there was a lot of white. I don't remember much, but I do remember this gentle, booming voice say "All the problems in life are sundaes, and life is just one long milkshake."
This all happened just as I woke up. I find the memory of it to be hilarious.

So anyway, the reason I've put this here is because I find this is the best flash to have a review like this. Also, I've been busting for years to share it.

Ye gods!

It is strongly implied that Clive beat him up!

Truth

I'm loving how truthful to the game parts of this were. Like the matching zombie. (They have the exact same clothing as your default character.)
Some parts of it did not make so much sense. Like the way the mobs didn't kill him, and how the creeper wasn't already dead (their only method of attack is suicide). But those unrealistic traits were obviously necessary to create the story and humor, so they're excused.

This cartoon had me laughing, and the sounds and animation are nice. My only problem with it is the occasional bad perspective.

A big ol' neurologically rare fellow who starts and finishes more creative projects in more mediums than he probably should. Flash creation was never my strong suit as a skill, but I was able to become a competent game developer and highly-varied artist.

Edward @Wardsmith

Age 28, Male

Software Handler

Remastered Zealand

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