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Wardsmith

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Irregular polygons.

They go against society!

Btw, this is kinda crap.

The old man.

He caught a baby. He's a Zen Master.

THIS SHOULD BE RATED M. FOR MAN JUNK. -2

I must remove 2 stars from my original score.
I hate to point out again that velociraptors had feathers, unless they are cloned with frog DNA.

The velocirapture joke is hilarious. I missed that the first time I saw this (ages ago).

Wuh wuh, wuh wuh wuh wuh, Mr Lobster.

You'd think Australians would be pretty good at killing snakes. Then again, their politicians must be pretty fucking stupid anyway. Letting Australia steal all NZ's stuff and all.

Hilarious sound effects, btw. The facial expressions and music were as well.

That CGI bit at the start doesn't really fit.

Big problem.

I couldn't help but notice what was wrong with the running away scene. They run to the left, and the city ALSO goes to the left. Relative to the GUYS, it should move in the opposite direction. Everybody knows that. In the cartoon they appear to be running backwards. That age portal idea was good, but they shouldn't have changed ages. That actually implies that the slug and his cronies weren't originally like that.

Good flash anyway. Could you please remind me exactly when Pico Day is? They never tell me, and Google sucks at it!

Holy crap man.

This has got to be your most depressing one, seriously. At least Toast Boy had some violence and promises of other people in the world who were doing OK. This one seemed to have some kind of global fascism going on.

The idiots at that banning station should have unbanned the advertisements. It's oddly unsettling when that women suddenly asks "Have we banned any weapons?" That would have helped a bit!

I actually find this funny, but it's really creepy. Even by your standards. I saw this for the first time about 3 years or so behind now, and didn't realize.

That last one is easy.

Just feed her a cooked penis.

Great job. That's a good idea you've got there. Porn stars are over-coated in eyeliner, which I absolutely hate.

Nah.

You're just too cheesy and plead too much for your own good. Just make some funny crap. Easy enough.

Damn.

That unbelievable bastard machine.

Woah!

Those were some damn convincing maggots!

That bit at the end was hilarious. The endless adding of random details to the stew is a great device.

A big ol' neurologically rare fellow who starts and finishes more creative projects in more mediums than he probably should. Flash creation was never my strong suit as a skill, but I was able to become a competent game developer and highly-varied artist.

Edward @Wardsmith

Age 28, Male

Software Handler

Remastered Zealand

Joined on 2/5/09

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