That was one hell of an April Fool. Unless there is such thing as Kevin Bacon day, and I just haven't heard of it, which I doubt.

I kept seeing all these references to Kevin Bacon, and had no idea what they were until I finally saw the front page. Everything became clear when I looked at my last news post.

Does anyone remember when newgrounds was all red? I have no idea what that was about. Something to do with communism?

For the last few weeks my laptop has been uncharged. So uncharged that it wouldn't turn on, because my power pack was screwed. I just got a new this week. Too bad the IT woman forgot to give me the bit that plugs into the wall. What a knob. I burrowed my brother's one so I could use my laptop. I got it from her the day after.

Now I can animate again. But don't expect any animations because I am just not good enough yet.
Something about pork.

Did you know that Madness Day is an anagram for a dandy mess?
Madness Day
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I've been working on an animation called Moon Coin for quite some time now. It's had hardly any progress. If you're bored I have a 24 second long animation on my website.

Also, my power pack has been screwed and my computer out of battery since about the 15th, I think. Right now I'm using my brothers computer.

I just submitted a new header and profile picture. Both of them .gif and one crappier than the other. >n< (sad and angry squint face)
Tell me what you think.

I finished the forum cartoon and posted it on my site. It's in cartoons. Click on its title, then click OK.
It's not big. It's 24 seconds long, but you'll love it if you like newgrounds.

Oh my god guys, you absolutely must go to amanitadesign.com, and then click Samorost 1. It's an awesome point and click game that kicks ass. It is a lot like the games I have always longed to make, except mine would be platformers.

Help with making platformers? I need a clear tutorial perfectly compatible with flash 8. I will accept no crappy grammar or lack of interactivity. Must be in flash format or text (I hate video format).

Just finished and submitted ms paint cartoon. Not meant to look good, meant for FunnyJunk.

Flash seems like a pretty reliable program so far, but some things just seem way more difficult than they should be. I still can't make a simple vase out of a circle and a rectangle, partially because of the uselessness of the tutorials I have been trying to use. Honestly you have no idea how shitty and impossible to understand they can be. All I want to do is learn the basics and be able to find a helpful tutorial, one for beginners that you can actually follow. I'm not planning on jumping straight into making platformers (even though I really wish I could) but my lack of progress is starting to piss me off.