Wardsmith's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metro.Siberia, PP edition]

AGKT. Medals. That better not be Mochigames! Hate.

Seriously hate those guys.
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Moving on. I enjoy the music, even though it does have very obvious indie lyrics.

It just occured to me that the end of the level may be the end of the song.
I heard animals in the lyrics and died.

The silver medal killed me!

[Metro.Siberia]

Cool.

I did so well in the first one! Then the cubic inferno killed me.

I like to pretend I'm a flatlander (from Edwin Abbot's Flatland) when I play this.

[Goin Up]

Thoughts.

My first thought upon seeing this was "That looks like Toss The Turtle" and the first thing I said was "CREEEEPER!"

Your portrayal of the Creeper is crude, but still funny.

THE gameplay itself was not entirely fun, and the wall jumping sucks with the mouse, but is great for arrow keys. To me, if it's not as strong as wall jumping in N (ninja game), it is not entirely acceptable.

Another thing about this is the achievements. I enjoy them, but am seriously wondering what is up with the 'points' you get from them. They don't contribute to anything in any way!

[Nyan Cat FLY!]

Pop Tart

Until this game, I never quite registered that he's a pop tart.

That reminds me of the webcomic goats.com.

Don't read it. Views give the creator money, and he's being a complete dick by leaving it on hiatus.

[The Chaos Reactor]

Dear god.

Do you actually understand atoms and what they are made from?

grainsalt responds:

Cheese? oh oh wait no .. Thats the moon. Is it apples? Must be apples .. One of them keeps the doctor away ..

[Shitty Fucking Art Game]

Haha!

After reading the comments, I was expecting a deeply sarcastic game. I was not let down.

I just realized that the cross hair is actually the MS paint brush!

[Bieber Metamorph]

I love this.

Mostly because you are pointing out that Justin Bieber has the potential to become a pedophile. I find that funny, yet unsettlingly possible.

[REPLAYING :the game:]

Lol limewire?

Utorrent is superior.

I hated the last game, but I find this one endearing, for it is infinitely funnier.

Hold on, I like Richard Dawkins. He points out that you have a choice between religion and non-religion. Also Firefox. I could hardly bear to let it die before Linux and GNU.

[Pigs Can Fly]

Agh great!

It's another one of those time travel games. I do believe in a flying pig, however, it may only work when the buoyancy force is superior to that of gravity. Birds take advantage of this by having a low mass. Pigs however, have a very high mass. They would have to have POWERFUL wings to fly on Earth, where the force due to gravity is 10.