Newgrounds has changed. What a bummer. I really miss the old one already. I can't see when my experience gets deposited or the top submissions at the bottom of the page. There is also no thing that says you have already written a review.

I have noticed there are new moods available. That's good, but they look weird.

Now I have to upload new pictures. Goodbye GIF!

Thanks to my compulsive regulation of 'first time' things, the first flash I post has some important rules that I made up.

1. It must be a solo project.
2. It must not involve or mention real life places, events or people - except for large masses such as planets and islands.
3. It must not be a parody of anything else or include any reference to other fiction or non-fiction.
4. No photos
5. It must not be a Clock film or similar.

I have some other ones somewhere, but I can't think of them so I'll post them later.

Thinking about this list made me feel a little sad because it invalidates Quick Train, and the flash about Tamatea which I made when I realized Quick Train wouldn't work.

If things go right, my first flash will be called Locomotive Apprentice.

I guess that stuff's pretty cool.

I got a bunch of candy and $50, and made my own star because the one we bought two years was STUPID and ANNOYING. It was an outline with lines of lights with nothing in the middle, which I only minded at first. But a problem sprung up when this year it was impossible to hide the cable which came off on of the bloody points. Screw that, I decided. So I wrapped tinsel and lights around metal wire.
I also made a wire present for the lights outside. It's not very recognizable from far away, and the house is surrounded by unnoticeablity.

I'm quite fond of wire now.

Fucking MINECRAFT, man. You often die for shitty reasons and then infuriatingly lose all your stuff. You get moved to the original spawn point and can't do anything about it, even though it's a game that gets saved (only autosaved, damnit) because you can't just quit and load a previous point afterwards. Infuriatingly, there's only save and quit. But for some reason everything stays in the same place, including the blocks that you put there.

If you've read to this point and don't know what Minecraft is, stop it.

If you know what Minecraft is and HAVE played it much, exit boredom.

I've been playing this game for a while now. Like 3 days. And then I saw Minepedia and shit really took off. Then I was thinking, this problem with items and death really sucks, but my structures still stand so maybe...

Build a chest!

I still die a bit, but the chest thing works. It's very simple for those who don't know this, just go into crafting with your workbench and put planks around the edges (of the 3x3 box) and you just put stuff in the box.

It was about time I posted these, (it happened ages ago) because I had meant to do it for ages.

Stuffed Toy
Dusk
Dream Couch
Dirt Jump Express

I doubt it very much, but please tell me whether or not I should put these into the Art Portal.
And how about this egg?

My dad told me is frozen anger. I came to realize within a few minutes of him saying it how true it was, and then I tried to figure out what it would be as a gas. I thought sadness after a while, but now I think it probably isn't. Anger in gas form might just be unnoticeable negative thought

That was one hell of an April Fool. Unless there is such thing as Kevin Bacon day, and I just haven't heard of it, which I doubt.

I kept seeing all these references to Kevin Bacon, and had no idea what they were until I finally saw the front page. Everything became clear when I looked at my last news post.

Does anyone remember when newgrounds was all red? I have no idea what that was about. Something to do with communism?

For the last few weeks my laptop has been uncharged. So uncharged that it wouldn't turn on, because my power pack was screwed. I just got a new this week. Too bad the IT woman forgot to give me the bit that plugs into the wall. What a knob. I burrowed my brother's one so I could use my laptop. I got it from her the day after.

Now I can animate again. But don't expect any animations because I am just not good enough yet.
Something about pork.

Did you know that Madness Day is an anagram for a dandy mess?
Madness Day
A dandy mess<p>%u2248%u2248%u2248</p>

I've been working on an animation called Moon Coin for quite some time now. It's had hardly any progress. If you're bored I have a 24 second long animation on my website.

Also, my power pack has been screwed and my computer out of battery since about the 15th, I think. Right now I'm using my brothers computer.

I just submitted a new header and profile picture. Both of them .gif and one crappier than the other. >n< (sad and angry squint face)
Tell me what you think.

I finished the forum cartoon and posted it on my site. It's in cartoons. Click on its title, then click OK.
It's not big. It's 24 seconds long, but you'll love it if you like newgrounds.