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Wardsmith
A big ol' neurologically rare fellow who starts and finishes more creative projects in more mediums than he probably should. Flash creation was never my strong suit as a skill, but I was able to become a competent game developer and highly-varied artist.

Edward @Wardsmith

Age 28, Male

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Posted by Wardsmith - December 3rd, 2016


Seriously man... Germaine and Foamy...

Lately there's been a three part story about Germaine's past and her weird psychoses, and honestly, I LIKE the way it's turned out. I think they've put a really neat, self-aware tie on the strange Neurotically Yours series as it's been over the last ten freaking years. Instead of doing some blatant horror fakeout all-a-dream "ending", they seem to be establishing more canon, explaining some things, and making a genuine set of mechanics for how Germaine's brain works. I'm kind of... Attached to these characters now.

I don't think the cartoon is actually over, and I hope it continues for a good while, but if it finished now, I would be happy with its ending. Even if some stuff isn't quite resolved...


Posted by Wardsmith - November 7th, 2016


People have been lying to me about how the horrible feelings will go away eventually for years. I see very little improvement to my mental wellbeing.


Posted by Wardsmith - October 31st, 2016


For real, nobody in these damn suburbs knows how to trick or treat anymore. On Halloween they basically sit at home and do nothing out of the fuckin' ordinary all night.


Posted by Wardsmith - September 19th, 2016


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...And beats it!


Posted by Wardsmith - August 20th, 2016


Oh HELL fucking yeah...

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Oh hell no!

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Posted by Wardsmith - August 16th, 2016


God damn it, I don't even have an optimal bottle for drinking water anymore.

And I want to clean the mouse cage and open the window.

But it's Winter.

Damn it!


Posted by Wardsmith - August 13th, 2016


Compensate for my absence, Clock Crew. I wanna see a big and glorious Clock Day again, like we had in 2010 and such...


Posted by Wardsmith - August 6th, 2016


Time Fcuk had its own level editor, which is pretty freaking good. Unfortunately, trying to find levels you played once or even made a while ago is not so golden.

I still have the level codes you need to find the levels I created back in 2010, so why not post them on my Newgrounds page and properly archive them? It only makes sense.

So here is what little was created of the Alutinum series.

  1. Alute 1: (23043)
  2. Alute 2: (23050)
  3. Alute 3: (23062)

The way the series goes is you're at some really weird sewage oil rig wasteland area in the first level, and you have to get into some closed off place to get to the next level. I really think Alute 1 was the hardest... Next level is way easier to remember. (I can't play them right now to bring back a full memory because for some reason Flash has become a hazard on this machine.) Alutinum Part 2 was about simply breaking into a factory or some other kind of base where there's a time box of some sort, and all you have to do is enter that box to win. It's not as hard as the first Alute. Next level is appropriately enough just the guy inside the box falling until the narration ends.

I don't think anybody liked that level at all, but it was there because it was supposed to lead into the next level in the series where the player character has gone to some weird part of time (which turned into a fucking disaster eventually and couldn't even be finished for some reason). See, it would have made much more sense if I made more levels and could just, you know... Put them in a playlist? Lever creator games really need to grasp that some people want to play levels from a series IN a series.


Posted by Wardsmith - August 4th, 2016


Better. Fine. I think I'm gonna keep looking for predominantly kiwi-centric Minecraft servers.


Posted by Wardsmith - August 2nd, 2016


I no longer have the safety of mental serenity that I once thought I did. My current psyche is so broken, the only cure for extreme bursts of rage is a temporary one that consists of punching things regardless of whether it will make my hands bloody.

I want out.