Wardsmith's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[WW3 NY]

Seriously,

The description was better than the movie. Even though it was pretty hard to understand. Also, I can't really see how it links up to the movie. Animation is bad. Sound effects are okay. Guns are unrealistic.

Goeliath responds:

of course they r unrealistic! i just made up most of them. exept for an AK varient and an uzi in there somewhere.

[stick ballsZ]

Meh

The animation was alright, but I want to kill you for comparing it to DBZ.

OrganizedApeShape responds:

what the hell are talking about im not comparing it to DBZ
no way its more of a tribute anyway its stick ballsZ did u see the easter egg?
its sick so don't watch it!
lol :)

[<Backwards<]

Great music.

It's so awesomely dramatic when you first see the bread. I wish that the guy showed recognition to the mould though. Or at least that it was obvious when the penny came in.

Kreid responds:

Meh, the penny was just a distraction from the mould.
It was actually kinda a joke about how I tend to leave things for ages, this toon was done in the last 4 days, so yeah perfect example

[The Last Polar Bear]

Not sure, but...

I can imagine this flash being made in 3 minutes, or less.

It's 2-3 seconds long, plays automatically, and doesn't have a preloader.
Need I mention how BAD the art is?
How the hell did you get such a high score?

BlackShirtDesigner responds:

Sorry it wasn't as great as you had hoped, I'm new to flash and am sort of just getting used to what's required, what works and doesn't work. Hope my newer ones will change your mind.

-BlackShirtDesigner

[jumping turtles]

Awesome

That was much cooler than I expected. Although, anyone who says that's a stop motion is most likely wrong.

This would make a sick platformer. It would sure be an improvement from most of the games that have been posted recently.

turtleco responds:

actually it is stop motion, it technically isn't traditional animation.

traditional refers to the use of cels, with I used non of. It also consists of animatics, story boards, and it also consists of layers. This is considered stop motion because the camera moves sometimes, and isn't exactly stationary for each frame either.

as for platforming, this would be really hard, i would most likely have to program in the erase marks, and get all of the animation done in a different style as well. But hey, if you can find someone to make it, go for it.

[heroin psa REVISITED]

Nice job!

But I can't help but feel that it wasn't really YOU'RE flash if you know what I mean. I loved it, and it was hilarious, but all you really did was add a few faces and hilarious screaming sounds. But nevermind. I guess I'm just pissed at the woman in the add. Seriously! What a homo she was! I just wish I could hear what that queer bitch was saying!

So yeah, I thought at first that this would be funny without your extra bits in it, but it would just be annoying so good job!

backwardcompatible responds:

your flash*

[Duck Collab 2006]

Oh my god! Why are clock related things so funny!?

I have no idea why, but ever since I first saw strawberry clock it made me feel like there was something very mysterious and funny about it, and ever since then, I have always liked the clocks. I soon learned the origin using www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?te rm=strawberry+clock. And now I just can't get over the silliness and hilarity of them. It's like they are ridiculous, in a godlike, wise and all knowing way!

I liked the first and 4th ones but thats about it. 2,3 and 5 were too boring.

I loved the 1st one coz of the silly repitition and funny music which enhanced it, it reminded me of those ms powerpoint 2003 animations i used to make with my brother and although they sucked those were very funny, and if done on flash could be in league with this!

The 4th one was okay, I guess. The voice was real good! But the loop and lip syncing was USELESS.

The fifth one would completely suck if not for the awesome music. Where do you get the music? I really want some. I liked all the music besides the menu music.

I rated it 6 because the effort was useless, but it was funny and enlightening. If you just put some more effort in next time it would rule. Like that B-trayal vid, even if the animating wasn't that good. Nice job!

Orangebeef responds:

this has nothin to do with clocks at all but thank u for your time ...