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Wardsmith

17 Movie Reviews w/ Response

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RATED E!?

This should NOT be. That is VIOLENT man.

PinkSkull responds:

Sorry T-T
I've become really insensible to violence nowadays!

Well shit.

I've tried the relaxation bit before, but after becoming heavy nothing happened. I was told by another website to do that. Ah god, my subconscious is not working for me. I'm it's metaphorical bitch at the moment.

Alright you SERIOUSLY need to give your videos the ability to pause. Right clicking and unchecking play only stops the video with most of these. Please fix that.
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OK. Now that I've seen the whole thing I can write much more.

That music transition was AWFUL. It could not be stopped either. That happened at the very end, but I feel it important to bring up now.

I like how you portray the 4th dimension. Most people think of it as time. That is bull. My dreams really do feel like hell sometimes.

I don't really believe in any religious stuff. ("hardcore" atheist 0uO DERP)
However, some old knowledge I do acknowledge, and think is interesting.

I totally do NOT believe in reincarnation because of the memory issue. Remember when you were a baby? Neither do I! Reincarnation implies your WHOLE LIFE is like that. If you have absolutely no memory of something, it's like it never happened.

I've noticed the symbol on your podium has changed. I kept looking at it without registering it! What is that?

Apparently you can listen to some weirdass soundtrack to lucid dream. My older brother showed it to me, forgot to give it to me, AND NOW he's in Australia so I can't get it from him. He probably lost it anyway.

"DAMN GUIDES." That made me laugh for the first time in the whole video.

I think what "Fear of Death" really means is that they are scared of being plunged into 'nothingness' which is pretty much sensory deprivation. A legitimate form of torture. Gasp.

I honestly don't believe you can prove some of these things.

RiverJordan responds:

For the record there's a warning on the preloader that says watch on YouTube if you need a pause button.

The symbol is a geometric lens of a level of consciousness

The soundtrack your looking for are binaural beats.

And I may not be able to prove it, but you are. Because ultimately your the only person it matters to you.

The ending made me loq (laugh out quietly).

There is one question I have about this. Are these dreams real dreams, ones that were actually dreamt? I dreamt some actual dreams, and those were pretty fucking crazy. There was one that involved trains crashing into a wall, over and over. They kept exploding!

Kieran-s responds:

Mine part was loosely based on a dream I had though. I'm not sure about the others, yours sounds like a dream you get when your sick.
-thanks

Fuck you Ipad!

I was shocked to see the Ipad start beating the Motorola device up.

I have never heard of one until now. The thing is, if it not only has everything the Ipad does, but also has FLASH, IT IS INFINITELY SUPERIOR.

Fuck that dude. I wanted to see the Motorola be all in his face about how he doesn't have flash AND NEEDS TO GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM.

The horrible thing is that in real life, Apple devices have no flash capabilities at all, and are STILL SELLING. Awful.

DAGamesOfficial responds:

well dude if it was all to happen YOUR way then where's the freedom of speech?

besides, as I have stated time and time again, I don't have a personal opinion on this matter, other than the fact that they both thrive in so many different ways, and fall in so many different ways. There's no way Motorola Xoom is ANY superior to the Apple, and vice versa, I did this personally because I heard loads of people getting bumbed out that iPad doesn't have.

I have an iPad, and I can definitely say flash is something I can live without, the apps and HTML 5 make up for it in my opinion, but on the same token, Motorola Xoom looks awesome :)

Oh by the way, iPad 2's already sold more than the motorola Xoom :3

Cool but... Shit man! Where's the sound at!?

Everything but the sound was good. The sound is was just way too fucking quiet. I had to turn it up all the way to hear it because my laptop has no external speakers. Thank god for subbies.

RadioTubeClock responds:

I'll mess with the levels in Audacity in the future or something. Thanks for the review.

Woah!

That was crazy. At first I saw not much in it. I thought it was just this one fish in an ocean about to find a bunch of water turning into steam, but I found something much more to it, which renders it completely undeserving of an often low-rank genre like experimental.
You see, because of the genre it was registered as, I was led astray to think it would end up being a pointless piece of garbage brought out of some hole in the artists mind which is meant to look original, like a man unknowingly conforming by joining non-conformists.
But goddamn it if it was anything like that. I was amazed when I saw what was beyond the red lit door.

First I saw the silhouette, guessing it was a fish (which would probably make it more relevant). Then I was like 'Crap is going down here!' then I felt that sure, that's cool but not too much of a big deal, then I saw the WHOLE THING. Then I was all 'Holy shit!'
I liked the bit at the end of that scene, especially when it goes all still. I thought at first it screwed up and paused. Then you hear the comical sound, built up perfectly by the splitting silence before it. When he landed was pretty cool, regardless of how much I wanted him to burn.
Imagine how awesome it would be to have that sort of experience. (Without waking up dead obviously.)

Also, I could not, for the life of me, find the Easter egg as mentioned by Crono-Unit-01. Where is it?

Brown-Acid responds:

thanx buddy.......But yeah this was experimental in both style and story......the whole fish intro was just a way of storytelling i wanted to try

the easter egg thing is now visible...but it isnt that great...it just me advertising a song

Not very good.

The guy kept breaking his accent, the fact that nobody was a human didn't contribute to the humor at all, and the place was called ARMADILLO CITY. We don't exactly call our places, Human Town, or Dog City. Not that it looked like a city anyway. The sound was often buzzy, the drawings were all crusty and JPEGey which I'm pretty sure is what made it so big, and even the animation had its faults. Like when the bear brings his other arm up when the fox is cornered. Is that somebody else or something? Sometimes it's hard to tell what's happening to. Not seeing that one guy who provoked the fight while he was talking gave me a tumor.

What is really bad about this is that even the plot is flawed, the PLOT. I mean, is there actually any explanation as to why one of the supports falling caused the fire? Maybe if there was flammable Vodka beneath it. Also, where's the sheriff at?

What's weird about this cartoon is that when I replayed it it went out of sink. Both times. What was alright about it was the drawings of the characters themselves. I mean, at least they weren't all annoying so that their eyes didn't gather on one side of their head and/or float around rando- OH WAIT A MINUTE.

KFoxyFox responds:

Your review made me lol :P

Huh.

It seems more like a terrible joker impersonator was just brainwashing me than games are. But I have to admit, games do affect you pretty badly sometimes. For example, I used to play one of those jewel swapping games, then I would involuntarily think about putting random objects in rows of 3. Time Fcuk had a similar effect.
But anyway, I think Entertainment is a bad name, because it's honestly false advertising. It would be more entertaining if it was game that looked like that part when the squares go all yellow.

akoRn responds:

ahahahaa.. :P

Very nice

For a video of it's quality, this has a very good file size. I think everyone should use this format for videos.
Another cool thing about this video is that when it is in stop motion (usually it isn't) there are bits where it doesn't even look like a series of photos.
I liked the explosion on the planet, even is it did look pretty fake and non-stop motioney.

grabbelfant responds:

Thanks for the review, the bit's your talking about probably aren't stop motion. We did make some parts with strings, like when the robot enters the bank and the door opens.

Cool song BUT

It was funny but if the video was made based on a song that isn't associated with you then that just cheapens it. A lot.
I like the humor though.

SirReginald responds:

Sorry, but...what?

A big ol' neurologically rare fellow who starts and finishes more creative projects in more mediums than he probably should. Flash creation was never my strong suit as a skill, but I was able to become a competent game developer and highly-varied artist.

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