Wardsmith's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hunting to Piconjo]

Coool!

That was really good. I just wish it was easier to see what the hell was going on. It was like, if you get Michael Bay to film a live action version of an anime similar to DBZ, and then give him a camera which automatically zooms in, and put him on cocaine - you get CLOSE, to what this movie looks like.
Now I hate to quote Zyphonee on this one, but it WAS actually an anticlimax. All the deaths felt like it. Although the end did carry one important message: If you want to kill someone quickly by means of shooting them, don't use fucking slow-ass lasers. Piconjo sure did grunt a lot, which makes you think he should really do it sparingly. But it sure does show how pissed off and crazy he is, which is reminiscent of Cell. And for this nostalgia, I present you with a delightful biscuit.

Also, Zyphonee is a bastard, you should have been harder on him!

[anime munters]

*o*

Oh my god. That was SO FUCKING BIZZARRE! Unfortunately I didn't know most of the anime, which made it all that much more confusing when partly naked men appeared. Also, I have to ask. WHY NO DBZ? ARGH! Also, Harry Potter is way out of place in this flash, that bit was kind of gay too. Not that that wasn't the point.
I was kind of hoping that FF7 would also be in there, although I'm not sure if that would count. Annoyingly, right clicking made it pause in random places until you unright clicked.
One more important and annoying thing. Was it something wrong my internet or was it just REALLY CHOPPY in a lot of places?

[Trucido]

Not bad.

It's pretty cool. Nothing original but I liked the idea at the start with the bomb and the timer. For some reason I had the idea that he was fucked because the bomb was about to kill him.

But stickmen? Really? Did you once - while making this - even consider making them into actual people? Also, what's up with the name? It sounds like the name for a Ball Revamped game.

[Libpunkchick vs Gabriel]

What?

The fact that it's a Madness flash doesn't authorize you to animate it badly (which is funny because all your stuff is Madness based) . Even ignoring the fact that the movements were all poor and cringy, I just didn't see anything in it - sometimes literally - because it was hard to follow. The only thing I like is that hole choice thing near the end. And then the music doesn't stop until ages later.

[Vapour]

Woah!

That was crazy. At first I saw not much in it. I thought it was just this one fish in an ocean about to find a bunch of water turning into steam, but I found something much more to it, which renders it completely undeserving of an often low-rank genre like experimental.
You see, because of the genre it was registered as, I was led astray to think it would end up being a pointless piece of garbage brought out of some hole in the artists mind which is meant to look original, like a man unknowingly conforming by joining non-conformists.
But goddamn it if it was anything like that. I was amazed when I saw what was beyond the red lit door.

First I saw the silhouette, guessing it was a fish (which would probably make it more relevant). Then I was like 'Crap is going down here!' then I felt that sure, that's cool but not too much of a big deal, then I saw the WHOLE THING. Then I was all 'Holy shit!'
I liked the bit at the end of that scene, especially when it goes all still. I thought at first it screwed up and paused. Then you hear the comical sound, built up perfectly by the splitting silence before it. When he landed was pretty cool, regardless of how much I wanted him to burn.
Imagine how awesome it would be to have that sort of experience. (Without waking up dead obviously.)

Also, I could not, for the life of me, find the Easter egg as mentioned by Crono-Unit-01. Where is it?

Brown-Acid responds:

thanx buddy.......But yeah this was experimental in both style and story......the whole fish intro was just a way of storytelling i wanted to try

the easter egg thing is now visible...but it isnt that great...it just me advertising a song

[A Fistful Of Fuzzies]

Not very good.

The guy kept breaking his accent, the fact that nobody was a human didn't contribute to the humor at all, and the place was called ARMADILLO CITY. We don't exactly call our places, Human Town, or Dog City. Not that it looked like a city anyway. The sound was often buzzy, the drawings were all crusty and JPEGey which I'm pretty sure is what made it so big, and even the animation had its faults. Like when the bear brings his other arm up when the fox is cornered. Is that somebody else or something? Sometimes it's hard to tell what's happening to. Not seeing that one guy who provoked the fight while he was talking gave me a tumor.

What is really bad about this is that even the plot is flawed, the PLOT. I mean, is there actually any explanation as to why one of the supports falling caused the fire? Maybe if there was flammable Vodka beneath it. Also, where's the sheriff at?

What's weird about this cartoon is that when I replayed it it went out of sink. Both times. What was alright about it was the drawings of the characters themselves. I mean, at least they weren't all annoying so that their eyes didn't gather on one side of their head and/or float around rando- OH WAIT A MINUTE.

KFoxyFox responds:

Your review made me lol :P

[LARRY episode 1]

Thanks to Kanye West for being the biggest douche.

Nice one. This was clearly a good flash cartoon. It was original and had a great opening (the king's adviser and the wizard are my favourite characters so far). The joke about the villians from other places was good to. Although, one thing pissed me off the first time I saw this, and watching it this second time, I couldn't help but feel dissappointment. Larry wearing a fucking dress. It wasn't funny, and it sure didn't contribute to the story. What annoyed me most, however, was his stupid decision to mutilate a man - and not steal his clothes.

That aside, it was all good.

[Entertainment]

Huh.

It seems more like a terrible joker impersonator was just brainwashing me than games are. But I have to admit, games do affect you pretty badly sometimes. For example, I used to play one of those jewel swapping games, then I would involuntarily think about putting random objects in rows of 3. Time Fcuk had a similar effect.
But anyway, I think Entertainment is a bad name, because it's honestly false advertising. It would be more entertaining if it was game that looked like that part when the squares go all yellow.

akoRn responds:

ahahahaa.. :P

[Space Cash 1200]

Very nice

For a video of it's quality, this has a very good file size. I think everyone should use this format for videos.
Another cool thing about this video is that when it is in stop motion (usually it isn't) there are bits where it doesn't even look like a series of photos.
I liked the explosion on the planet, even is it did look pretty fake and non-stop motioney.

grabbelfant responds:

Thanks for the review, the bit's your talking about probably aren't stop motion. We did make some parts with strings, like when the robot enters the bank and the door opens.

[My elbow]

Change format

It was fucking hilarious, but I have to take down the score because of the size.
It would be a lot funnier in English, but I still put it in my favourites.