Wardsmith's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Last Polar Bear]

Not sure, but...

I can imagine this flash being made in 3 minutes, or less.

It's 2-3 seconds long, plays automatically, and doesn't have a preloader.
Need I mention how BAD the art is?
How the hell did you get such a high score?

BlackShirtDesigner responds:

Sorry it wasn't as great as you had hoped, I'm new to flash and am sort of just getting used to what's required, what works and doesn't work. Hope my newer ones will change your mind.

-BlackShirtDesigner

[jumping turtles]

Awesome

That was much cooler than I expected. Although, anyone who says that's a stop motion is most likely wrong.

This would make a sick platformer. It would sure be an improvement from most of the games that have been posted recently.

turtleco responds:

actually it is stop motion, it technically isn't traditional animation.

traditional refers to the use of cels, with I used non of. It also consists of animatics, story boards, and it also consists of layers. This is considered stop motion because the camera moves sometimes, and isn't exactly stationary for each frame either.

as for platforming, this would be really hard, i would most likely have to program in the erase marks, and get all of the animation done in a different style as well. But hey, if you can find someone to make it, go for it.

[Kevin Bacon Odyseey]

Well,

Kevin Bacon likes it. It's in h,is favourites. I thought it was pretty funny.

The mouth was bad. Obviously. If I did anything like this the facials would have a lot more (other photos of Kevin, fake eyebrows etc.)... emoting?

[The Blammed]

Heh.

Pretty cool. It's quite funny.
Although I think it's kind of weird. If you compare flash files to humans, then saying submit wisely is like saying, "Choose the children who you won't abort wisely". There's nothing wrong with it, I just decided I would like to share that with someone. It's like mutilated children being removed from the gene pool, blamming is.

[Leo & Satan]

Hilarious.

I see reviews for flash cartoons with high scores, such as this one, not as a way to help the creator, but as a way to help the people who want to ascertain whether or not they would enjoy the flash before it has finished loading.
I'm telling those people now that this is totally worth the wait. Leo & Satan is a hilarious, side splitting cartoon that will make you feel like you are going to wet yourself. It doesn't get old. I'm watching it for the 7th-10th time now.

[Watering]

Nice.

It reminds me of David Firth's cartoons. In fact, you came dangerously close to his style. But I still quite enjoyed it. Well done.

[Orbinauts]

I knew it!

Ha! I knew it would be about sonic when I saw the icon. And might I add that it was bloody brilliant. I love it.

[Coaster Testers (Ep 2)]

Nice.

Good animation. The music wasn't too good, but you could hear everything so well done. It's like Avatar, predictable halfway through, but still very good.

[Blood and Thunder!]

Holy crap!

I just saw the comic on fatpita this morning! It was fun to read because I knew the music from Sean and Justin.
It's a pretty cool flash. Web comics always make good ones.
That guy is so dedicated to his stabbing that he continues even when you pause it!

By the way, much worse things have been on the front page. Including a recent one. Ughghggh.

[: You Boob-Tube :]

So True

FUCK, youtube.

I must have been Foamarily starved for a while, because this seems incredibly funny. When he swears a lot, it normally seems insignificant. Today it just... holy crap!